"feel my leg, I just shaved."
she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
Ellen answers this question quite nicely.
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
What does that say
I don’t hardly know her
I think I could love her
Crimson and Clover
Over and over